Today on my way home, this little boy saw me reading comics. He asked if they were. I said they were. We started talking, and he asked if I liked super hero movies. I told him I did. He then told me that I looked like a guy who makes super hero movies. It was so ridiculously cute. I got to listen to him talk about spider-man and transformers and roller coasters for the next half hour.
Post by Sliprunner on Sept 3, 2014 17:24:52 GMT -6
Little kids...Very useful if you run out of cannon ammunition (Or if you have a evil plan you need fool proofed)
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Post by Commander Of Games on Sept 5, 2014 21:47:29 GMT -6
I hate children. To annoying kids: If you are at a movie, please do not scream or jump around excitedly. Other people exist besides you. Also please do not touch me. I am not your friend. I do not want to speak to you.
Oh and the time when I had to help with the elementary school's "winter olympics". No, gym teacher, I do not want to play freeze tag with the snotty nosed children. Nor do I want to stand outside in -25 degree celsius weather for their sake.
Also to my driver's book: No, I will not evacuate children from a crashed/submerged/exploding/whatever vehicle before myself. Their lives are not more important than mine. Children =/= adults. Unfortunately, in my mind, Me > Children in terms of importantness.