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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 7, 2014 21:03:38 GMT -6
Why hello there.
I am... uh... a person. Yes. Let's go with that. That sounds absolutely fantastic. I lurked here as a piece of bread for a while now, but now I decided that I might as well try and interact. It's really not healthy to sit in dark corners as a loaf of bread. You attract mold, y'know. And that shit itches. Now I look forward to meeting the fine denizens of this interesting corner of the internet.
Howdeedo?
Mr. orange-name-whats-his-face told me to put down the following things, so I might as well:
Stuff Things Items Words Letters Punctuation
I hope to god you know what you're doing Mr. orange-name-whats-his-face please
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Post by conmann35 on Jul 8, 2014 5:32:36 GMT -6
Welcome aboard the mad train. First stop is hell. Have fun.
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 8, 2014 8:32:09 GMT -6
I didn't sign up for hell, I want a refund.
Mr. orange-name-whats-his-face, what is the meaning of this!? This is an outrage...
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Post by Sliprunner on Jul 8, 2014 8:59:02 GMT -6
Oh? someone brought me a new torture toy?
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 8, 2014 9:52:27 GMT -6
This is quickly getting unacceptable. Just because archers frequently use me as target practice doesn't mean I'm going to let other people do that too!
Mr. orange-name-whats-his-face, I'm going to have to lodge a complaint against you for not warning me of the possible dangers of treading here, I fear my safety, y'know...
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Post by Pierre Bezukhov on Jul 8, 2014 12:04:22 GMT -6
Hey, I am not Mr. Orange-name-whats-his-face. Nor am I the complaint department... thats Des! Go complain to Des! Slip's signature clearly says so!
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Post by Lord Kyle Deshara on Jul 8, 2014 17:06:42 GMT -6
This is the supposedly automated complaint service, thank you for expressing concerns about your safety, however, you are too risky to insure against damages by reason of "Arrow prone, archery target". Thank you for calling and have a nice day.
(Hai, and beware of the madhouse)
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 8, 2014 21:56:41 GMT -6
Mr. orange-name-whats-his-face, you're clearly shirking your duties. That is really no way to run a community! Honestly, how does one expect to maintain a community if they refuse to address what is clearly a concern among their members.
And you, Mr. answering machine, I didn't ask you a single thing now did I? No sir, I did not.
Damn robots.
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Post by Sliprunner on Jul 8, 2014 21:58:33 GMT -6
Hey, Hey, guess what Mr Arrow face I HAVE A QUAD BARREL REPEATING CROSSBOW PLATFORM MOUNTED ON A DRAGON I'll give you a thirty second head start...starting...twenty seconds ago
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 8, 2014 22:03:32 GMT -6
That's just rude...
Lord Arrow-Prone suddenly runs around in erratic patterns, contorting his body in physically impossible ways to avoid potential missile fire.
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Post by Sliprunner on Jul 8, 2014 23:00:19 GMT -6
Oh, you are one of those people. I have a special treatment* for those people. Just hold still a moment.
*Casual deployment of a colony drop, the entire colony mind you, upon Arrow-Prone's head
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 9, 2014 7:37:04 GMT -6
BUT I HAVE YET 'NOTHER TRICK UP MINE SLEEVE
F10 F10 F10 F10
Lord Arrow-Prone suddenly implodes into a mess of bloody limbs.
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Post by Lord Kyle Deshara on Jul 10, 2014 17:17:50 GMT -6
...What the hell? PUT MORE ARROWS IN THE LIMBS. PUNISH THE CORPSE FOR IMPLODING.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 10:18:43 GMT -6
......
What a way to welcome somebody.
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Post by conmann35 on Jul 11, 2014 10:39:25 GMT -6
*sets up corpse in the corner of the room, deploys auto-gun firing arrows* That should keep him out for the rest of the night.
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Post by Sliprunner on Jul 11, 2014 11:35:51 GMT -6
But aren't we the NICEST PEOPLE EVER? switch to the explosive arrows con
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Post by conmann35 on Jul 11, 2014 12:11:08 GMT -6
ok *switches to nuclear arrows*
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 11, 2014 21:21:06 GMT -6
Lord Arrow-Prone's limb pile has been suitably arrow'd. Lord Arrow-Prone lodges a complaint from the afterlife about the OPness of arrows.
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Post by Lord Kyle Deshara on Jul 12, 2014 10:56:01 GMT -6
This is the afterlife call service, the complaint line is currently busy, please wait three thousand four hundred years, sorry for the inconvenience. The line closes
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Efelix
Theme Designer
not a cultist, may be a communist
Posts: 845
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Post by Efelix on Jul 12, 2014 14:06:19 GMT -6
psst You need a quick resurrection? I've got the stuff you need here. Life-keys, only three ounces of jewgoldium.
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Post by conmann35 on Jul 14, 2014 1:18:26 GMT -6
I hear the jackasses at / / \ / ---------\ /--------------- ---------\ /---------------\ /==\ |\ | /-------------/ \ / | | |---------------- | | || | | | \ | / / \ / ---------/ |-------------- |---------/ \---------------/ \==/ | \ | / | \ \
can reconstruct bodies.. for about 7% of your net worth, or even more!
PS: This ASCII took quite a while to smash together. So be grateful.
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 14, 2014 19:14:29 GMT -6
Lord Arrow-Prone is quite fine in heaven. If you will excuse him, there are some very nice grapes he must attend to.
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Lmpwrkr
Conglomerate Terrorist
Bat Butt Confirmed
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Post by Lmpwrkr on Jul 14, 2014 20:06:04 GMT -6
I PRESENT TO THE LORD OF THESE LANDS, A ARROW! ...Wait, even better- I'll give you ALL MY ARROWS. Anyways, heyo there! I'm just some lacking-reasons-to-be-active guy of this community. Not to say I'm trying to not be active! I would be, but life isn't the best of things to deal with. Welcome though! Good to see new people here!
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Post by Wrangler Civil Corpsman on Jul 14, 2014 22:20:04 GMT -6
Lord Arrow-Prone appreciates the fine greeting. He does not, however, appreciate the sudden flood of arrows. He requests kindly yet firmly for you to remove them.
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